Terra, the Promised Land


 "Hmmm, rather quiet."

 The finely dressed fellow was a strange one as compared with the rest of his clan. What was even stranger still was the fact that while he was on his way to the Mech bay he had not seen one drunk or passed out sheeper in the halls yet.

 "There's something wrong. Maybe I missed something again. Wouldn't be the first time."

 Click, click, click, through the halls of the Clan Black Sheep he walked wondering as to the where abouts of his comrades. Just as The fellow rounded the last corner he could hear what he thought was battle sounds. With a gentle sureness he pulled out a side arm and a bottle of fine Goldschlager from his leg holsters. He then walked to the door of the mech bay and listened.

 "No this doesn't sound like a mech battle but its been so long I don't think I even remember." Thought the clanner. A voice rang out in the the room that could be heard through the heavey steel doors.

 "HOLA!"

 What? Hola? A smile lept on to his face. Thats no battle! Thats an old fashion Sheeper Party! Kickin the access panel. The door open to revel the loudest, most riotous party this side of Terra. There was Sheep every where! Along with the ration standard bagel weenies there was a vast variety of alcohols. He put away his side arm in favour of the bagel weenies at the nearest table. A loud bellow suddenly could be picked up out of the deafenning crowd noise

 "Hey Boss!"

 "Hmf thrf Mmtmnn!" Spitting some of the bagel weenie he was devouring as he spun around trying to return the greeting.

 "Isn't this great? On the battle path to Terra again!"

 "Huh? Umm, is it that year already?" ; struggeling the concept of something besides killing and drinking.

 "Man you kill me with your sense of humour. Have you done The precheck of your mech yet?"

 "Umm, I uhh, I was just about to do that. Yah goin to do that."

 "OK I'll be over here when you get done. Got some of the special brew hidden for later"

 "Yup, OK sounds good." Off he headed to his old mech. Hurrying along so that he doesn't miss too much of the party. That mech was a site to see. 15 years is a lot of time to do mods in. The Safety Orange (Safety First) paint job was the first thing he did during the truce. They're still finding spray cans through out the bay. Replaced the life support with a schlager helmet, extra heat sinks to keep the beer cold, plus others which are highly guarded sheeper drinking devices. While climbing up to the cockpit he remember back to when he blazed through the battle field. Not on purpose of course, when he first put in mods on his mech he had a wiring problem which caused the mech to catch on fire. Its fixed now. Just a note for the future, never put alcohol on a fire!

 The hatch opened with a bit of hesitation due to the time that it hadn't been used (not that the mech hasn't been used, just never replaced the front wind shield before this). When he climbed in the lights illuminated. Spottless, As clean as the day after I got her (first owner was a pig). Just then one of his cleaning cockrouches scurried past. With a proud smile the fellow remarked

 "I'm so glad I took the time to train them. Computer intial systems check."

 "Schlag Dog, it's sooooo good to have you in me again." Seductively whispered the AI unit.

 "Yah, Yah just do the systems check ok There's a party going on."

 The cockpit seemed to jump to activity with sounds and alarms going off, lights flashing on/off/inactive. All this time the fellow watched the party going on down below. Then silence.

 "Systems are fully operational." smoothly toned

 "Thank you."

 With this he knew there was nothiing that could stand before the Great Clan Black Sheep. He jumped out of his cockpit to the top of his mech and yelled at the top of his lungs.

 "SNARF!!!!!"

 "I'm mighty, I'm fearsome, I'm one of the 500 minus 496!" Just then out of the loud party the clanner heard a voice

 "Hey Boss!" Martman then through a bottle of Goldschlager to the fellow at the top of the mech.

 The clanner on top of the mech turned just in time to see the bottle smack right between the eyes. With a loud thud, bonk and a Bang the fellow fell fast back into the cockpit of the mech.

 "So What do you think Wheels?"

 "Thats going to be a rather nasty contusion. He he he, we'll check on him in the morning."